Sunday Confession: The Serenity Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be
connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember: When I’m having a really bad day, and it
seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite
me.

Amen

p.s. Please also ask my readers to forgive me today for copying this prayer, I was just too lazy to write one of my own. They can view the original HERE